white bean white people (j'because)

I'm fairly certain I've come to a sort of final, blatant and horrible realization about myself (since this is always all about me, of course). I am an insane, over-sensitive narcissist under the guise of an innocent cute kind-hearted people person. And I've always been that way. Even talking about it now makes my crazy-dragon lift its head up and sniff the air, searching for some new trivial little self-inflicted conundrum to feast on with frenzied, slobbery zeal.